Finding a Decent Sleep Schedule 🛌
A real, actual, I-am-not-fucking-lying-to-you-this-truly-happened moment from the Christmas special Rapsittie Street Kids: Believe in Santa
ricky: great-grandma, you always know just what to say!
ricky’s great-grandma: dohuhohohwhehelghuhohokesynohehCHRISTMAS huahhahohoho
I thought of this while i was driving today and almost drove into my mailbox
It’s that time of year again
merry christmas
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Souvenir plan is a success
Ravenclaw: “so why is it that in your muggle movies, the magic users are usually the over dramatic villains?”
Gryffindor: “yeah there is totally a pattern of drama, ambition, the color green, thinking they are smarter than everyon…. wait a second. Are you telling me the villains are basically Slytherins.”
Hufflepuff: “I said nothing of the sort. What on earth would give you that idea?”
Slytherin: *bursts through the doors of the kitchen in a large black cloak and staff raised*
Slytherin: “FOOLS! I ordered my banana pudding over an hour ago and have yet to see it. For this grave injustice, I will destroy your happiness, if it is the last thing I … oh look there’s my pudding.”
Hufflepuff: “Good. Since your are here, you saved me a delivery. Have a nice day!
Slytherin: “Ah yeah!”
Hufflepuff to group: “Honestly, I don’t know how you saw similarities to Disney villains.”
“I told her she wouldn’t like salt & vinegar chips.” (via julsmadison)
Hufflepuff: *looking up at the ceiling at 4am* why doesn’t Tumblr have yellow font?
Slytherin: *looks over at Hufflepuff* one of the saddest mysteries
This is a fucking outrage, we Hufflepuffs need to rebel.
As a Slytherin I’d laugh but you people are nice so I won’t laugh
u think im nice? awww
*mice
thats still the nicest thing anyone’s ever said about my personality so ill take it
As a fellow Slytherin I say all Hufflepuffs are valid and deserve their damn yellow! If not I will hack tumblr goddamn it-
I feel like you guys took my joke and ran away with it
As a Hufflepuff I say we already rule all of tumblr because our second colour is BLACK
^^^^^ I don’t care what anyone says this is the purest form of Hufflepuff
ok this is really sweet
i am begging everyone to watch this video right now
HSHDJDJ
Dont avada kedavra the messenger
Why is this edited just like Unnhhh? I fucking love it!
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